#scariest fucking shit omg #whose brilliant idea it was to make the damn angel smile #this is not a ‘oh hello nice to see you I hope you have a wonderful day god bless you’ smile #this is a ‘you are going to suffer so much if you blink motherfucker you are all dead and you won’t even see what hit you’ smile #nOPE (via letmartyhandlethis)

theniftyfifties:

1956 dress fashions.

sightempestsmove:

i never wondered
what it would be like
to taste
someone’s smile

until i
heard you
laugh 

stardusted:

redbusneedstoleave:

missmurrka:

Boy records interview with his future self in 1992 and has a conversation with himself in 2012

I expected to watch this and shed a nostalgic tear, instead I cried tears of laughter.

i watched this like five times yesterday because its amazing

this is pretty hilarious lmao

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year

mistergoodheavens:

mild disturbance at the disco

foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

bitchesguidetoetiquette:

Flawless logic at play

awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

sodamnrelatable: